after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
Oh it’s on bitches.
first last. twenty seven. bookworm. natalie dormer.
- i don’t have a name for her yet woops
- she’s twenty-seven and her birthday is christmas day yay so 25th december bc she’s a special snowflake
- her parents both died when she was little so she was brought up by her grandfather
- he told her lots of stories about the ‘old days’ and how things have changed and he also owned a library which he let her rummage through all the time
- and thus she became a bit of a bookworm and loves burying her nose in a book
- she’d rather do that than talk to someone any day tbh
- she still lives with her grandfather and his two cats bc he’s old and she looks after him when she’s not working or reading
- she works part time in a coffee shop and she loves it bc it’s so petite and pretty idk ok
- she’s a frequent customer at drew’s aaron’s book store
- and she also sort of has feelings for him
- like rapunzel has feels for flynn rider
- so lots of feels
- and totally is afraid to even admit it bc she’s read so many books and doesn’t believe that fairytale endings happen irl so she doesn’t believe that it’ll ever turn out lovely and cute and happily ever after
- so she just goes in every day and admires him from afar
- but she can’t talk to him without blushing so there goes that subtlety oop
- i still have to work stuff out for her
- but that’s her in a nutshell
- i’ll get back to this with a name
- eventually
- EVENTUALLY
- i have back ups but i just dunno them yet but i have some in my head ok
2000 - the district book 1
2001 - the district book 2
2003 - the district book 3
2004 - screenwriter of i, robot
2005 - 2 episodes of grey’s anatomy - writer
2005 - producer, hide and seek
2006 - high school musical, writer
2006 - the district fanformation book, writer
2007 - high school musical, writer & producer
2007 - zombieland, writer
2007 - disturbia, writer
2008 - mother knows best, novel
2009 - 10 things i hate about you, producer
2009 - the oc, 4 episodes, producer
2010 - 17 again, producer
2011 - girl with the dragon tattoo, screenwriter
2012 - suckerpunch, producer & writer
2012 - the perks of being a wallflower, producer
2013 - game of thrones, 3 episodes, producer & writer
2013 - spring breakers, producer
2014 - the ring, writer
2015 - the ring 2, writer
2015 - the bling ring, writer
2016 - the ring 3, writer
born 1988 aged 25
harry potter (2001-2011) age 13 to 23
joey branning (2012-present) age 24 - now
scales (2014) age 26
seth plummer - the pacifier (2005) - age 16
eragon (2006) - age 17
matthias wishaw. 22. criminal. thief. colton haynes*
- this is matthias brady wishaw
- he’s 22 years old and he’s from alaska but he has lived in rhode island for like 20 years
- he’s a thief and he’s been in and out of jail
- but he’s quite clever except when he steals things and he’s drunk which is practically always lol
- the police know him very well and even though he’s an asshole and he gives them a headache everytime he’s caught, they’re kind of all bros
- his parents disowned him when he went to jail for the 5th time
- he has two sisters who are both pretty respected & they don’t ever let on that matty is their brother bc it would be like social suicide
- he’s an asshole and he knows it
- he likes sex
- a lot
- he’s been thrown in jail for an armed robbery that he did not actually commit but was released due to good behavior and bribery lol
- and he’s pissed about it tho
- nobody puts matthias wishaw in jail
- other than himself and his bro-cops.
- i’ll add more to this later probs
- *i have backups but colton…………..
is that aaron tveit and zac efron in the same picTURe


